It’s weird how easy it is for people to get pissed at something they claimed not to be bothered about huh…?

 

I salute the person who created this blogging thingy la… It really shows how many kay-pohs there are in the world, especially Singapore.… I really don’t mind hearing or being criticized by a friend but from someone I do not know… That’s so surprising…

 

I must admit, being Singaporean (part of my nature), I am also very kay-poh la. But no matter how kay-poh I am when I know someone has blogged about me, I wouldn’t do anything stupid la… like react especially with anger. Cos it’s embarrassing la… worst still when I react and it has nothing to do with me at all…

 

Let’s see what I shall blog today…

Oh I know!!!!

 

I shall blog about 2 hypothethical persons would react to my blog dated 8 December 2008.

 

Hypo Person 1:-

 

Assuming this person made 3 comments on my blog.

 

He trash talked me blah blah blah said that I’ve got no originality blah blah blah and he’s talking trash about my baby blah blah blah practically cursing it. So indulge me please, how much different would he be from me? Imagine this (NOTE: Merely an hypothetical situation):-

 

1.                   He’s male (An assumption.);

2.                   He’s 38 years old (again an assumption); and

3.                   He’s been bearing a grudge against me for the past 5 years (again an assumption).

 

Umm… 38 years old and bearing a grudge against me for 5 years? Seriously…? Y in the world would a 38 year old MAN bear a grudge against a person what more a woman. Someone she doesn’t know….

 

Reality

 

If this is the case, I must have done something really really bad huh?? I’m truly apologetic than. Really…

 

Hypo Person 2:-

 

1.                   With regard to the hypo person let’s say she wasn’t happy about my blog and I’m curious why she read the blog when she didn’t have too, didn’t need to actually. Assume that she confronted my boyfriend than me…  Anyways, I’m adult enough to accept what people say about me. So whatever it is let’s just assume this hypo person has got everything off her chest.

 

2.                   Let’s say this hypo person accused me of fucking around and getting knocked-up not by my boyfriend. Further, she threatened me la… She’d show me her true colours if Zander wasn’t Shaun’s… Oh please dear GOD… Do I have to report to her now EACH TIME WE FUCK??!!??

 

3.                   Let’s also assume that family has complained to her about me blah blah blah. Uhh… hello… Why am I still in the picture if I am such a horrible person…??? 3 years ready lei…

 

4.                   Again we assume, that she doesn’t come to the house anymore cos I gave her the cold shoulder. But she comes to the house at 3am am I supposed to stay up & wait for her majesty? Than nevermind that, assume she said ‘’Oh the house is not your house it’s Auntie Linda’s and Uncle Paul’s house so just to piss you off royally I will come to the house more often cos they are my family and I’ve known them longer.” Oh ok la… winz lor…. I should stop her because…?

 

5.                   let’s assume a last time that she said something about karma blah blah blah. So I said ok la… let karma come get me…

 

Really… how much worst can my life be? I’ve been said to break an engagement up (when I met Shaun), ruined relationships (when I met Shaun) blah blah blah I’ve been accused of being a whore, I’ve been accused of being ignorant (who hasn’t??), I’ve been accused of being pretentious (again who hasn’t??). So what else can karma bring my way?

 

Always I hope these hypothetical 2 persons would be pround and glad with themselves that they’ve cursed me and my unborn child.

 

P.S:      I did not intend for this to be hurtful to anyone. I didn’t mean it to be rude either. PLEAE TAKE NOTE THAT THIS IS AN ASSUMPTION. HYPOTHTICAL THINGY!!! NOTHING MORE!!!!!